Grab a wish from the list below, record it, and send it to me for my birthday.

One year, instead of gifts and cards for my birthday, I requested everyone bring me a bottle of their favorite BBQ sauce. That turned out to be one of my favorite assortment of gifts I have ever received. Some went down the street to Trader Joes while others shipped in some goods from Kansas. Even my Mom had a family friend hand deliver her choice sauce. There was so much diversity in styles; some were sweet, some were dark, some were light, some were mustard based; and to this day I am still enjoying new flavors whenever I light up the barbecue.

For my birthday this year, in staying in accordance with the CDC, I decided to sit down and write some ideas that brought an incredibly large smile to my face. Mix and match, challenge yourself, or even improvise; whatever you do, grab at least one wish and let's have some fun!

32 Birthday Wishes

  1. Make a PowerPoint of your favorite TikTok video, broken down by key moments, with a professional analysis of what makes it great
  2. Write me a Happy Birthday message using the food on your dinner plate
  3. Dub the audio of yourself singing Happy Birthday over a video of your pet
  4. Fabricate a completely made up story of how we might’ve met
  5. Skydiving has been declared an essential business. Sign up and send me a copy of the receipt
  6. Climb a tree and take a picture from your vantage point
  7. Spell “Nick” with all the shoes that have been collecting dust during quarantine
  8. Play a Coldplay song on the piano (this one is for the roommate)
  9. Write a letter to yourself at the age of 32; if you’re older, write what you wish you knew; if you’re younger, write what you’d like to do
  10. Draw a Bible verse or quote that has inspired you during quarantine
  11. Wear the outfit you wore to the last wedding you attended and record yourself giving a mini three minute TEDx talk of a piece of advice or an area you have expertise in
  12. Using only kids toys, create a dramatic scene in your kitchen
  13. Find a plant outside that reminds you of me photograph it
  14. Send me your favorite adult beverage with a list of ingredients
  15. Step outside your house with your phone. Open up maps and walk 0.32 miles. Stop. Take a photo of where you’re at and admire
  16. Pull up Google Maps, find a park you’ve never been to, head over there and document everything you saw along the way
  17. Create an itinerary for my 33rd birthday
  18. Create a poster that says “Honk for my friend Nick’s birthday!” and record yourself waving it around at an intersection
  19. Draw a comic strip about someone turning 32
  20. Share your favorite childhood memory of us
  21. Create a personal playlist with 10 songs on Spotify; or better yet, burn me a CD to play in my Honda Accord (not to brag or anything, but I have a 6 CD changer)
  22. Write me a message in the sand
  23. Create a sculpture with found objects that remind you of me and explain why you created it
  24. Skipping #24 in honor of the great Kobe Bryant. Also this list is getting tough to write
  25. Cut out a paper crown incorporating the number 32 and take a picture of yourself wearing it on your head
  26. Record a video of yourself blowing out a candle then share your favorite joke
  27. Share your most useful purchase you’ve made in the last three years. For example, mine was a cheap Amazon bidet. I love it and recommend it to everyone
  28. Take a photo of something you’ve never photographed before
  29. Stuff your face with a handful of watermelon sour patch and sing happy birthday chubby bunny style
  30. Call someone you haven’t talked to since High School and tell them their refrigerator is running
  31. Share your go-to recipe that you know everyone will be talking about at the party
  32. Go to your favorite coffee shop and order your favorite drink. When they ask you for your name, say “Fergieliscious”. Send me a photo of you with the cup

Unlike your strict, but you actually did learn a lot from your science teacher in Jr High, late submissions will be accepted.